This is a photo of jackass the movie after a drunk night out I spent ages trying to work out who they where and if I knew them until I figured I must of taken a photo of the tv when watching jackass after being out. I didn't get any photos of being out in town well i did they just came out blurred due to being drunk. However I can tell you that I insulted a girl singing on a bench by asking if she could whistle because she couldn't sing. I also hurt my knuckles on a body shop sign. Manged to convey myself as a utter dick to about 3 or 4 random girls with a my first impressions. (Over time you will find out that I never ever make good first impressions). Acted salty to a girl who was/is a dick to me but doesn't seem to realise it. Then I went home was sick in the toilet at 4am and then drove to south wales at 7am. All in all it was successful night out.
I spend a lot of time driving my car and most of the time its driving long distances on the motorway this is a shot on that big bridge in wales (dunno whats its called) after riding downhill in cwmcarn.
I like this photo purely because of the person taking the a photo out of the window in the other car which I didn't notice until I had the film developed.
I probably spend half my week scanning film negatives. What with working in a photo lab and scanning my own film.
My dad races morgans. This is a photo from the pit wall looking up the pit lane at silverstone. Shortly after this I was told that I had to be over 18 to be on the pit wall and had to have a special pass by a Marshall that looked about 17. He soon shut up when I produced my pass and told him I was 19. Twat.
This was taken when my dad was driving down to get on to the track for his race. That's my dad you can see in the mirror. I wish i got his whole face in.
My dad owns a balloon company and every year I do some work for him contracted by corona beer which consists of getting paid to go away for a long weekend to random beach locations to set up a human table football balloon. Its a pretty sweet deal I get paid for about 2 hours of work and do what i want the rest of the time. This one was at a pub in london cos they canceled one of the beach ones. The people who work for Corona are either hot posh girls (see top right) to attract people to the balloon and posh boys who don't know fuck all i just care about the latest fashions and there hair styles. There useless and cocked up and didn't get a permit to have the inflatable where it was so we could not get it running. As well as this they showed up 4 hours late as usual.
The other to people in the photo are the other people helping me set up. The Kid closes is a close minded dick who thought he was superior to me simply because he was a year older despite me shutting him down on everything he did/said he also had the cheek to call me close minded becuase I don't watch TV. He's supposedly a writer at the bbc with his own show and had lots of celeb friends he would drop this in to every conversation. I never asked him about his tv show though becuse I knew thats what he wanted. He didn't like me when I said I don't watch TV becuse everything on TV is utter shite and TV programs are written by narrow minded wankers.
The next day we had to set the balloon up in the pub car park. Corona where late as usual, they didn't give use the free tab at the pub like they told us, no one played the on the balloon and all i could do was sit in the back of the van getting bored due there being fuck all to do.
It was a beautiful day the trails where dry for the first time in well ever so plans where made to go meet pete and ride the trails. We got to pete's and it rained a weeks worth of rain in about an hour and then continued to rain and thunder for the rest of the night. This happens every time the trails finaly get dry and we go to ride them. God damn it.
These donkeys live in the field outside my bedroom. The white donkey goes around making lots of noise and waking me up in the middle of the night chasing and raping all of the other donkeys in the field. It will chase them for ages with the other donkeys running away kicking it then when they give up it just rapes them. One time It spent ages chasing a donkey and then another donkey joined in and started kicking the rapist donkey until it gave up. I guess all the other donkeys got fed up and 10mins later 5 other donkeys cornered it and started chasing it and kicking and biting it. The moral of the story is if you rape donkeys, your gonna get beat.
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